The Danielle Forecast

Prepared by the Danielle Department
United Kingdom
At 21.00 Hours GMT on the 8th Jan 2018

This is the Danielle forecast for the next 7 days. 

Overview: 
Danielle is feeling very irritable which is leading to outbursts of short temper, snappy remarks and a period of high blood pressure. The outlook for the next 7 days is moderate, becoming poor at times. Pressure is building in all areas, with no sign of it decreasing rapidly. 

The general synopsis is as follows:
Sociability: Poor, becoming moderate, slowly.
Irritability: High
Temper: Short
Weight: High, decreasing more slowly
Self Esteem: Low
Enthusiasm: Moderate
Urge to eat own body weight in chocolate/crisps: Extremely high
Likelihood of eating own body weight in chocolate/crisps: Moderate, becoming more likely.

Outlook:
The long term outlook is brighter, with sociability looking good towards the end of the month. Irritability should decrease, becoming moderate over the next 3 weeks, with the temper becoming longer as well. Weight will decrease more slowly than usual, due to a period of higher sociability at the end of the month. Self esteem will remain low due to the weight decreasing more slowly although an increase of enthusiasm will push in, raising esteem to moderate.

That concludes the Danielle forecast.